human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.
like many children, Zoo Tycoon fulfilled my childhood dream of having my own zoo and placing people that I didn’t like into the polar bear exhibit and watching them suffer while i observed them in the form of an omnipresent god.
I felt like this was worth sharing.
Who is this man? Mackling at my more,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a rapping,
As of some one gently Mackling, Mackling at my chamber more
good conversation starters:
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing skirts"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing thigh highs"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing maid outfits"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing lingerie"
bad conversation starters:
- anything else
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
i looked at the OPs blog because i thought it was cool that there was an actual neurosurgeon shitting around on tumblr but its a fucking roleplay blog, its 3am, im going to bed this is the last lie i can deal with in this shit website in this garbage world
my brother stepped out of the door at school, then a bunch of ice fell off the roof and buried him, and now he’s gotta get stitches in his face